Anonymous · original post · 2026-07-07 17:26:24
How the fuck does McDonalds have fecal ice cubes?
How the fuck does McDonalds have fecal ice cubes?
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Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 17:29:21
>>24506
the ice machines never get cleaned. probably anything will end up with trace amounts of fecal matter if you don't clean it long enough.
the ice machines never get cleaned. probably anything will end up with trace amounts of fecal matter if you don't clean it long enough.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 17:30:19
indian employees
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 17:31:06
>>24507
That doesn't make any sense. Nobody is taking a dump at the soda dispenser.
That doesn't make any sense. Nobody is taking a dump at the soda dispenser.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 17:31:14
>>24508
Rent free
Rent free
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 17:35:05
>>24509
they don't need to. it's on people's hands, it's in the air. not a significant amount, but given enough time enough will accumulate that it can be detected.
the bigger worry honestly is probably all the mold in those things. ice machines are nasty.
they don't need to. it's on people's hands, it's in the air. not a significant amount, but given enough time enough will accumulate that it can be detected.
the bigger worry honestly is probably all the mold in those things. ice machines are nasty.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 17:36:05
>>24511
A machine that makes ice is too cold for bacteria and mold.
A machine that makes ice is too cold for bacteria and mold.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 17:40:00
>>24512
the entire machine isn't frozen, just a small part of it that makes the ice. the rest has water constantly running through it, so is damp, perfect conditions for mold. look it up, there's tons of pictures of moldy ice machines.
the entire machine isn't frozen, just a small part of it that makes the ice. the rest has water constantly running through it, so is damp, perfect conditions for mold. look it up, there's tons of pictures of moldy ice machines.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 17:41:34
>>24509
Mythbusters did an episode about whether one should store one's toothbrush in the bathroom, due to fecal bacteria. They accidentally found there was an equal amount of bacteria in the whole house. It has nothing to do with toilet lids, open or closed. If someone shits and comes out of the bathroom and you smell his shit, then those are actual fecal particles in the air you are breathing. If as another anon stated, not cleaning the ice machines would naturally allow a buildup.
Mythbusters did an episode about whether one should store one's toothbrush in the bathroom, due to fecal bacteria. They accidentally found there was an equal amount of bacteria in the whole house. It has nothing to do with toilet lids, open or closed. If someone shits and comes out of the bathroom and you smell his shit, then those are actual fecal particles in the air you are breathing. If as another anon stated, not cleaning the ice machines would naturally allow a buildup.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 17:43:58
>>24512
Ice machines are like an air filter, gross airborne stuff sticks to the ice.
And sure enough the only times they usually get cleaned is like 4 times a year if you're lucky.
Ice machines are like an air filter, gross airborne stuff sticks to the ice.
And sure enough the only times they usually get cleaned is like 4 times a year if you're lucky.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 17:44:04
>>24510
good morning
good morning
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 17:59:02
>>24506
That’s how I put them in the machine
That’s how I put them in the machine
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 18:14:49
There was a mythbusters ep that tested how far fecal matter would travel in a bathroom. It seemed like it travelled an insane distance, then they realised everything tested positive.
Turns out fecal matter is everywhere in the tiniest of trace amounts. What matters is how much bacteria there is and more importantly, if there are any parasites
Turns out fecal matter is everywhere in the tiniest of trace amounts. What matters is how much bacteria there is and more importantly, if there are any parasites
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 18:16:33
>>24518
God dammit, should have read the thread :>>24514
God dammit, should have read the thread :>>24514
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 18:17:14
>>24518
it's fecal matter baby
you got me on the run
it's fecal matter baby
you got me on the run
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 18:20:03
what does tested positive for fecal bacteria even mean exactly
you're gonna find some e.coli fucking everywhere
you're gonna find some e.coli fucking everywhere
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 18:41:18
>>24509
But what if they bet you fifty bucks
But what if they bet you fifty bucks
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 18:45:57
>>24522
>get $50 bucks
>but also go to jail
No.
>get $50 bucks
>but also go to jail
No.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 18:51:10
>>24523
Next you're gonna say teabagging a drunk friend constitutes sexual assault.
Next you're gonna say teabagging a drunk friend constitutes sexual assault.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 19:14:20
>>24514
>>24518
Reject modernism, return to tradition.
>>24518
Reject modernism, return to tradition.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 19:17:58
>>24525
anon those are even worse since the shit just sits there until it's removed/buried
anon those are even worse since the shit just sits there until it's removed/buried
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 19:19:15
That's what you get when you trust fast food establishments. Corners cut and cheap shit like frozen sewer water being marked up at higher prices.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 19:20:55
>faecal
Health code-less Euro detected.
Still, I got food poisoning from McDonald's today, although I didn't get anything with ice.
Health code-less Euro detected.
Still, I got food poisoning from McDonald's today, although I didn't get anything with ice.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 19:25:13
>>24506
Is there an actual source, or am I to take that image macro as fact just because it says 'fact' on the bottom??
The internet will be the end of us.
Is there an actual source, or am I to take that image macro as fact just because it says 'fact' on the bottom??
The internet will be the end of us.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 19:27:23
>>24506
Roaches.
Roaches.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 19:32:11
>>24508
>pajeets working at the beef merchant
>pajeets working at the beef merchant
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 19:43:39
>>24531
>implying india isn't the fourth largest beef exporter on earth
>implying a pajeet would not throw his own mother into the nastiest, most corpse and carnivorous turtle-filled part of the Ganges for an h1b visa and 46 hrs/week at a Texas McDonald's
lololol
>implying india isn't the fourth largest beef exporter on earth
>implying a pajeet would not throw his own mother into the nastiest, most corpse and carnivorous turtle-filled part of the Ganges for an h1b visa and 46 hrs/week at a Texas McDonald's
lololol
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 19:49:32
>>24509
no one is taking a dump in the machine. it’s airborne shit particles which are everywhere from toilet flushes to farting. mere presence of shit molecules doesn’t mean it’s going to get you sick. i mean look at india
no one is taking a dump in the machine. it’s airborne shit particles which are everywhere from toilet flushes to farting. mere presence of shit molecules doesn’t mean it’s going to get you sick. i mean look at india
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 20:39:48
>>24511
>it's in the air
How the fuck is there shit floating in the air? What are you talking about?
>it's in the air
How the fuck is there shit floating in the air? What are you talking about?
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 20:46:32
>>24510
redeemed
redeemed
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 20:46:34
>>24534
>he doesnt know
>he doesnt know
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 20:47:26
>>24534
have you ever farted? then you've released fecal particles into the air.
have you ever farted? then you've released fecal particles into the air.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 21:04:00
>>24534
youre not very bright are you? i hate to tell you but essentially every surface or pocket of air you could sample in your living area would test positive for fecal matter at some concentration
youre not very bright are you? i hate to tell you but essentially every surface or pocket of air you could sample in your living area would test positive for fecal matter at some concentration
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 21:08:35
>>24510
Stop shitting in the streets
Stop shitting in the streets
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 21:15:31
>>24537
Assuming I believe in "fecal particles" in the air (I don't ) are you suggesting people are farting in the ice machine or do these magic air poops float through the machine like magic fairy dust? You really expect me to believe there's just shit floating in the air everywhere at all times and everything and everyone is covered in "fecal particles" at all times.
Assuming I believe in "fecal particles" in the air (I don't ) are you suggesting people are farting in the ice machine or do these magic air poops float through the machine like magic fairy dust? You really expect me to believe there's just shit floating in the air everywhere at all times and everything and everyone is covered in "fecal particles" at all times.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 21:28:27
>>24540
>do these magic air poops float through the machine like magic fairy dust? You really expect me to believe there's just shit floating in the air everywhere at all times and everything and everyone is covered in "fecal particles" at all times.
Yes. What do you think you're smelling when somebody farts in your vicinity?
It's been tested and there is fecal matter pretty much everywhere. Not enough to be of any significance, but it makes a good alarmist headline.
>do these magic air poops float through the machine like magic fairy dust? You really expect me to believe there's just shit floating in the air everywhere at all times and everything and everyone is covered in "fecal particles" at all times.
Yes. What do you think you're smelling when somebody farts in your vicinity?
It's been tested and there is fecal matter pretty much everywhere. Not enough to be of any significance, but it makes a good alarmist headline.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 21:31:49
>>24541
>What do you think you're smelling when somebody farts in your vicinity?
The shit that's in their ass, dummy. And just how is the magical omnipresent poo dust phasing through the solid ice machine and getting on the ice? Poo magic?
>What do you think you're smelling when somebody farts in your vicinity?
The shit that's in their ass, dummy. And just how is the magical omnipresent poo dust phasing through the solid ice machine and getting on the ice? Poo magic?
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 21:34:52
>>24542
>The shit that's in their ass, dummy
Oh my god, you're fucking retarded. You smell things when particles enter your nose. The smell of shit is particles of shit entering your fucking nose. You fucking imbecile. Did you skip out on 4th grade science class or what?
>The shit that's in their ass, dummy
Oh my god, you're fucking retarded. You smell things when particles enter your nose. The smell of shit is particles of shit entering your fucking nose. You fucking imbecile. Did you skip out on 4th grade science class or what?
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 21:35:21
>>24529
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie like that?
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie like that?
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 21:36:48
>>24542
>just how is the magical omnipresent poo dust phasing through the solid ice machine and getting on the ice?
do you think the ice machine has no openings? that it's a completely sealed off vessel? how does the ice get out then?
>just how is the magical omnipresent poo dust phasing through the solid ice machine and getting on the ice?
do you think the ice machine has no openings? that it's a completely sealed off vessel? how does the ice get out then?
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 21:40:20
>>24545
>do you think the ice machine has no openings?
It has fairly good defense.
>do you think the ice machine has no openings?
It has fairly good defense.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 21:42:06
>>24543
If your magic shit dust was real then why isn't everyone constantly getting sick and dying from inhaling pieces of air shit at all times? After all, ingesting other peoples shit in your body is a almost guaranteed way to get really sick. Ever heard of Delhi Belly? That's from putting other people's shit in your body. And you can't answer how the shit powder in the air can phase through a solid ice machine to contaminate the ice?
If your magic shit dust was real then why isn't everyone constantly getting sick and dying from inhaling pieces of air shit at all times? After all, ingesting other peoples shit in your body is a almost guaranteed way to get really sick. Ever heard of Delhi Belly? That's from putting other people's shit in your body. And you can't answer how the shit powder in the air can phase through a solid ice machine to contaminate the ice?
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 21:44:03
Apparently it can’t be that bad for you so what’s the issue here?
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 21:44:10
>drink half (the unpooped one)
>pull up study
>complain and get free drink
>pull up study
>complain and get free drink
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 21:44:48
>>24547
You won't believe this but people have tiny cells inside them that are constantly neutralizing other particles of things from the air that try to make us sick.
You won't believe this but people have tiny cells inside them that are constantly neutralizing other particles of things from the air that try to make us sick.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 21:52:49
>>24547
We have biological defences in our body to prevent things like that, another thing you should have learned in 4th grade science class.
> you can't answer how the shit powder in the air can phase through a solid ice machine to contaminate the ice?
The ice machine has openings you dumbfuck.
We have biological defences in our body to prevent things like that, another thing you should have learned in 4th grade science class.
> you can't answer how the shit powder in the air can phase through a solid ice machine to contaminate the ice?
The ice machine has openings you dumbfuck.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 21:55:54
>>24547
>Ever heard of Delhi Belly? That's from putting other people's shit in your body.
the amount of shit that your body takes in from the air is absolutely miniscule. we're talking microscopic particles. to get sick you would need to take in a more significant amount.
let me ask you this, if you think the smell of a fart is just "the shit in their ass", then why aren't you just constantly smelling shit, blood and guts everywhere you go? the shit actually has to be expelled into the air to reach your nose. again, we are talking microscopic quantities. not enough to actually matter.
>Ever heard of Delhi Belly? That's from putting other people's shit in your body.
the amount of shit that your body takes in from the air is absolutely miniscule. we're talking microscopic particles. to get sick you would need to take in a more significant amount.
let me ask you this, if you think the smell of a fart is just "the shit in their ass", then why aren't you just constantly smelling shit, blood and guts everywhere you go? the shit actually has to be expelled into the air to reach your nose. again, we are talking microscopic quantities. not enough to actually matter.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 21:56:20
>>24548
clickbait articles for retards
>omg POOPY! That's SOOOO BAD!
Obviously most people wouldn't choose to have fecal particles in their mouth, but the truth of the matter is that fecal particles are everywhere in microscopic amounts and there's nothing you can do about it.
clickbait articles for retards
>omg POOPY! That's SOOOO BAD!
Obviously most people wouldn't choose to have fecal particles in their mouth, but the truth of the matter is that fecal particles are everywhere in microscopic amounts and there's nothing you can do about it.
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 22:04:39
Westerners are so embarrassingly neurotic about this kind of thing
Thankfully I do not have AIDS and possess a healthy and robust immune system so this stuff is a complete non issue
Enjoy your crippling fear, americans
(I will not capitalize the word because I do not respect you)
Thankfully I do not have AIDS and possess a healthy and robust immune system so this stuff is a complete non issue
Enjoy your crippling fear, americans
(I will not capitalize the word because I do not respect you)
Anonymous · reply · 2026-07-07 22:05:38
>>24551
Sure and the shit dust just magically seeks out the openings and some how there's enough farts in the air at all times for enough to sneak inside the openings and contaminate the ice. That's like the premise of a bad horror movie, you fucking mongoloid.
>>24552
If there's enough shit air everywhere to contaminate ice in a closed machine then there's enough to contaminate your nose and make you sick. Yet no one ever gets sick from smelling air from an ass full of shit. The air that comes out of ass passes the shit and that's why farts smell. If the air passed blood or guts then you would smell those too. Like when someone burps the air passes their guts so you smell guts.
Sure and the shit dust just magically seeks out the openings and some how there's enough farts in the air at all times for enough to sneak inside the openings and contaminate the ice. That's like the premise of a bad horror movie, you fucking mongoloid.
>>24552
If there's enough shit air everywhere to contaminate ice in a closed machine then there's enough to contaminate your nose and make you sick. Yet no one ever gets sick from smelling air from an ass full of shit. The air that comes out of ass passes the shit and that's why farts smell. If the air passed blood or guts then you would smell those too. Like when someone burps the air passes their guts so you smell guts.
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